What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Randomize
