he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
