he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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