I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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