You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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