I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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