Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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