chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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