How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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