i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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