What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I would ride that face into the sunset
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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