strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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