So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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