so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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