You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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