Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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