Where is the hickey?
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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