Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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