This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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