can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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