I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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