True but thats because hes a fetus.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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