How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Randomize
