I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Randomize
