The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
