I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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