somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
tell me about the fingering
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