Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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