shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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