I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I just had sex on a roof
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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