Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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