What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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