I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
My life is pants optional.
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