I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
he wants to bone in the snuggie
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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