im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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