I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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