there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
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