Duck Duck Cougar?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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