he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Barsexuality is the new black.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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