Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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