Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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