On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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