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going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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