Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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