so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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