Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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