vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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