everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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