chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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