I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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