so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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